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{Mr. Haus, Inc.} ™ Article 1: Yahoo Crews.
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A note before you read this article.. This is my opinion on Yahoo crews I have seen or observed over the past 3 years. If you take offense by this article, you fit my description and need to seek professional psychological treatment and get over Yahoo. Yahoo is entertainment. When you make it your life, you have some serious issues you need to deal with. Psychological treatment is easy to find with your very own internet connection.. Just use Google to find a psychologist or psychiatrist near you! Alternatively, you could actually disconnect from the internet and look up a local shrink in the phone book.. Remember what a phone book is?
If you would like to use this or any other article I have written, jus send me an email by clickin my name at the very bottom of this article. Thanks.
Wow. Yea. Yahoo Crews. So, so cool. What do they do? Nothin. They're more annoying than anything else. Not one of them can do anything but run their mouth. Or run n get their leader. Cuz we all know that Yahoo crewbies need their leader to instruct em n shit. Hey mr. leader sir, I have to shit.. Ok, you can go shit. I have no idea who it was, but they were funny. GFF_V_ARNOLD or some shit goin off on RLgAy and some other crewbies in Xbox:1. It amuses me the depth of the stoopidity (Yes, "stOOpidity". It's in the Dictionary of Hausisms, which will be available sooner or later..) that Yahoo people have fallen to. Most of them (Read:crewbies) have fallen to such a level of stoopidity the only thing anyone can do anymore is click ignore. They repeat the same thing over n over n over n over n never stop repeatin n it gets *EXTREMELY* annoying. I have met TWO Yahoo crews that I have respect for. ONLY two. And they are old school. Analysis follows..
Why start a Yahoo crew? From what I have observed myself in Yahoo chat, the only reason any one of these "crew leaders" starts their lil crew for is because they don't really know shit on their own or they wanna feel important because their life off of Yahoo is so meager and uneventful and well, boring. Personally, I rarely go in Yahoo chat anymore. It's too full of lil know-it-all crewbies who jus annoy me. When I actually do go in chat, it's usually cuz I'm bored or someone asked me to join a room. Back to the topic.. These lil crewbie leaders are the cream of the lamer crop. They feel they have to gather around them people who actually do know at least a tiny lil bit of something. Anything. Doesn't matter what it is really, jus so they can say "My crew can do this.." Lame? I agree. There is also a psychological term that pplies to these people.. "Delusions of Grandeur". In their own minds and the minds of their mindless followers (A small oxymoron) these Yahoo crew leaders are great. They are the culmination of ultimate skill and power.
Why join a Yahoo crew? Well, let me start this off pretty much as I see it. It's usually one of a few things. By the way, I may get a lil psychological here.. I will go into detail after the listing, so jus read on.. :
» Weakness
» Feelings of inadequacy
» Neediness
» Easily manipulated
» Weakness » Weakness, as I use it here, does not mean physical weakness. My usage is purely mental. A weak mind searches for someone they see as strong and they latch onto that person. They feel inferior and need someone to validate them and make them feel special in some way. This covers more than half of all Yahoo crewbies. These are the people who don't know much about computers or they feel they are safe if they are with a "crew". Wow. Isn't that cool! They all have the same name! Yea n shit. Crewbies = Gay. Don't join a crew. Get some psychological help for your condition. It will do you more good in the long run than if you joined a crew. Yahoo crews are gay, plain and simple.
» Feelings of inadequacy » This kinda goes hand-in-hand with Weakness. These people just need someone to tell them they matter now n then. That they're not worthless n such. In the real world these type of people make perfect "yes men". They are nothing more than boot lickers. The incompetent "crew leaders" need these people probably more than they realize, jus because these people keep the leaders image alive and well, they suck up a lot. Praising their leader every chance they get, the "yes men" of a crew are good lil bitches.
» Neediness » This is so simply explained in one sentence: These people are the clingy fucks who are annoying as shit in chat rooms. Further explained: They are attention whores and attention seekers. They thrive on drama directed at them because it makes them feel better because someone is payin attention to them.
» Easily manipulated » Just what it says. It doesn't matter what these people know or don't know, they are used as the grunts of the crew. They do the shit work no one really wants to bother with. Why? Because they are so easily manipulated that they will do anything their master "asks" them to do. Does this remind you of anything? It reminds me of the American slavery era. The easily manipulated members of every crew are the niggers of the crew doin the shit no one wants to do or be bothered with. Amazing analogy, isn't it? Well, thank you. It's all mine. LoL
What do Yahoo crews do? Hrmm... Nothing? Make themselves feel like they 1337? Who the hell knows.. All I see is some annoying ass mufuckers. For real n shit. They repeat themselves to the point of mindlessness. Which, in most cases, is actually quite true. 99% of all lil Yahoo crewbies are mindless robots carrying out the wishes of their master. Or leader, if you wish. I prefer to use master as opposed to leader for the simple fact that to be a leader, you need people who can think for themselves and not jus a bunch of mindless fucks, which is what comprises 99% of all Yahoo crews.
What do Yahoo crews do? An example in stoopidity.. Take RLgAy (Read:RLA gay). I hosted this Yahoo crew for 7 or 8 months without a problem. Money's money, right? Right. They paid for a year up front. Hopefully they read my ToS. I'm an easy-goin guy. I don't enforce my ToS unless I'm pushed or someone reports a violation and usually with a violation report I jus ask the client to take whatever down for a week or whatever n don't tell me when they put it back up. Who cares what people have on their sites, right? So long as it doesn't catch me a lawsuit from a major corporation.. LoL! So back to the subject at hand. RLgAy.. So, we go 7 or 8 months, whatever, no problems at all. Then someone who works for me doing things here n there on servers I run breaks up wit one of these RLgAy members. We will call this member RLgAy_loser_jin. Well, jin wants to proceed to fuck wit my employees pc. Well guess what? That's a violation of my ToS. Specifically.. He threatened the security of my network by illegally gaining access to my employees home computer, which she works from. Well, he has access to the RLgAy site. So guess what? Terminated. Multiple violations of my ToS. So what do I do? I'm a nice guy. I give the leader of RLgAy a chance to control his mindless minions of stoopidity (I like that term.. "mindless minions of stoopidity" LoL). So ok. Things are fine for a couple days. Then our lil buddy RLgAy_loser_jin wants to trojan my employee again. Fine. I was nice once. This time I terminated their site. I also let his master know exactly why his account was terminated. Fine, end of story right? Nope. Our lil buddy RLgAy_loser_jin jus can't leave well enough alone. So he accomplishes what? Nothing. Unless you count getting banned off of oh, iunno 14 servers? Yea. Have fun crewbie. Then he threatens me! LoL My ip:GIVEN! My router pass:GIVEN! Yes, I gave them the info they needed. Why? Because they're crewbies.. they need help. They couldn't have gotten it on their own. What happened? Not a fucking thing. Do you know why? Because crews ain't shit. They're a collection of big mouths and hot air. Can't do shit. Well, actually they can do somethin.. They can run their mouths long enough to get their site terminated LMAO!
So what can we learn from this article? Well, it should be pretty obvious. Don't join or start a yahoo crew. Keep a group of people you chill wit online n thas it. Fuck a crew. Crews are the height of gayness. If you're thinking of joining a crew because they tell you they will teach you all this shit n whatever.. Stop. Don't even bother. There are so many sites out there with tutorials and books you can learn from. Don't bother with a crew that says they will teach you shit if you join. Go get you a good eBook n read on.. Further, don't make Yahoo your life, keep it as your entertainment.
† Article By: Mr. Hãüs
Mr. Haus, Inc.™
† Module By: ZerO
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